{"id":2783,"date":"2021-09-16T15:15:54","date_gmt":"2021-09-16T15:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/agamedating.com\/?p=2783"},"modified":"2021-09-16T15:16:17","modified_gmt":"2021-09-16T15:16:17","slug":"first-date-and-she-brings-over-a-rubber-mattress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agamedating.com\/first-date-and-she-brings-over-a-rubber-mattress.htm","title":{"rendered":"First Date and She Brings Over A Rubber Mattress"},"content":{"rendered":"

Section: Dating Strategy and Advice<\/strong>
\nTopics:<\/strong> Creating Desire
\nAudience:<\/strong> Guys
\nLevel:<\/strong> The Casanova Club<\/p>\n

Optional Audio: Marshmello – Silence Ft. Khalid<\/a><\/p>\n

Dating Strategy – Silence Works.<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Welcome to Mr. Right’s Dating Advice! Today we are going to teach you about different expectations, dates verses hookups. <\/p>\n

Really we’re going to teach you how to shut up and get laid!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Check this out\u2026 so I meet this nice girl online. Typical deal, she sees my profile, actually reads it and sends me a message. Fair enough. I get a couple messages a day from new girls. Most are the typical \u201cWow.\u201d or \u201cHey, My name is Jane. What\u2019s Yours?\u201d intro message. I keep an eye out for the girls that just look at the pictures and message me \u2013 these girls only want sex. Generally lots of rough sex. (:<\/p>\n

No worries, this new girl follows all the rules, reads my profile and ask questions about things I\u2019m interested in. It\u2019s off to a good start!<\/p>\n

You should know, smart hot guys get the same amount of attention that hot chicks get online \u2013 lots. If you look good, guy or girl and you are looking for a date, playmate or a friend, there is an abundance and they will find you online. The sheer volume of people using dating sites, makes it well worth your while to have the best profile possible to attract new people. I offer dating advice and expert help with your dating profile. I know what works and how to get women from the dating site to your pad. If you would like basic help with your profile, go here. For guys that don\u2019t know what to say, I offer complete profile strategy and writing to attract the right person for you \u2013 Checkout My Platinum Dating Profiles.<\/p>\n

Back to my adventure\u2026 So this new girl and I have a lot in common and she is a \u201cmatch\u201d according to the dating site. As much as I enjoy beautiful women, rich chicks and all that jazz, a relationship or a friend with benefits is much nicer if we have things in common for casual pillow talk.<\/p>\n

Quite honestly, I\u2019m fairly busy and content, so I\u2019m not going to drive all over Southern California to go on date, much less for a first date. I live by the beach, why in heck would I want to get in a car and deal with traffic and get all stressed out? I don\u2019t mind hopping on the motorcycle to cruise around town and go on adventure trips, but I\u2019m certainly not going to look for a parking spot and worry about being on time. It\u2019s much easier if she just comes over.<\/p>\n

My motto is, why row when you can just put up the sail? On a side note, I actually love rowing. I even have a Bowflex that I only use for rowing. I lived on a lake for 10 years and I\u2019d row in the morning with the fog rising off the water \u2013 ah\u2026 the good ole\u2019 days. When it comes to relationships, it supposed to be easy, so I don\u2019t row. I sail. I go with the flow, with the wind. I steer a bit, keep calm and have a good time.<\/p>\n

Back to my story\u2026 after a few messages online, I give her my number and she starts texting. We get to the 500 message benchmark and she\u2019s kicking around days to come up and visit that would work with her schedule.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve noticed it\u2019s around 500 text messages and most women will see you are not chasing and will pursue you. When you get to 800-900 messages, which include just smiley faces and kisses counting as a message, it\u2019s time to meet. If she goes over 1,000 messages you are vested, she\u2019s a no-go or something weird is going on. So meet or move on to the next girl.<\/p>\n

Oddly, she says Monday will work for her. Okay with me. I usually prefer to meet new girls Tuesday-Thursday as Mondays are recovery day and there\u2019s not a lot going on for events and things to do on Mondays. The weekend is reserved for exiting hot dates and bro\u2019s night. Not only does she say Monday, but 10:00 in the morning. Ummm\u2026 okay. Some days I get up early, but I can\u2019t guarantee it. I like to have coffee, swim and play a round of tennis or two before a date, but for this girl seems cool enough and I will make an exception.<\/p>\n

So Monday comes around and she sends a text at 8:30 in the morning that she\u2019s on the way. Sure enough she\u2019s on time and she rings the bell. I head to the door and invite her in. Nice girl. She looks better than her pictures and she passes the hug and sniff test.<\/p>\n

Interesting enough, she\u2019s got a large white shopping bag with her. Hmmm\u2026. that\u2019s different.<\/p>\n

She takes a seat on my couch and I offer her coffee. Within a few moments we\u2019re close and nuzzling. I\u2019m a professional nuzzler. I even perfected the 2-3 day face stubble to get the most stimulation on her neck. In a minute or two we start making out and all is good.<\/p>\n

Excitedly, she hops up and opens up the bag. This girl pulls out a new rubber mattress.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo sh*t.\u201d Wow. First date and a rubber mattress.<\/p>\n

If you don\u2019t know what a rubber mattress is, take a second and look it up.<\/p>\n

Girl, it\u2019s 10:05 on Monday morning and you\u2019ve come over looking to get plowed and all kinky with a rubber mattress for our first date?<\/p>\n

And all this time I thought I found a nice girl that wanted to go the beach after sex, cuddle up and watch movies.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the kicker\u2026
\nShe was married.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s why on my profile, the first thing I say is\u2026 \u201cNo married women. Period. No married women. Just look at the pictures and move along.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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