Hi, I'm John. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With string cheese and tomato paste!
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I stay in shape and I watch what I eat.
I'm a pretty normal guy and I like to stay in
as much as I like going out. 

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Hey Girl, You're Awesome!
Why Did the Mushroom Get Invited to So Many Parties?
Because He Was A Fungi.
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I'm fun and I'm funny! I'm a foodie too. 
I'm single, non-smoking, honest and I have a cat.?
I like bike rides, movies and close time. 
Let's say Hi over coffee and a bike ride!☕??‍♀ 

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Hopefully you have Daddy issues... ?
And It'll last.???

I'm here for a fun friend! Not too serious... 
Sprinkles of love. Fine dining and going 
places! ?

I'm funny and 6' tall, 185 pounds, 
single, honest, kind, 420 friendly. 
It's rum, wine, weed and good times!

PS. I'm cool to say Hi! ?

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Hey... You Rock!?
Let's Play Truth or Dare. It's way fun!
Just message me which one is a lie and if
you're right, I'm buying drinks!
1. I was an underwear model.
2. I have nice strong hands.
3. I play tennis.
4. I'm a Gentleman.
5. I'm a great time for a long time!
6. I like to pull hair... gently but firmly.
7. I have a pet Elephant.
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PS. I'm cool to message. I'm here for friendship!

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Hi, my name is Mike. I am 5 foot 10 inches tall, 180 pounds, 
non smoking, funny, classy, honest and I make a pretty 
good wine, weed & cheese friend, tennis friend, 
beach walking friend, swimming friend.

I also make a good listening friend, movie & Netflix 
friend, slow dancing friend, always smells great friend, 
close time friend... kissing & nuzzling friend.

PS. I live in Newberry. I am cool to message too. I'm here
for friends. And maybe more... ?

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