Who's Your Daddy

Hi, I'm John. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With string cheese and tomato paste!
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I stay in shape and I watch what I eat.
I'm a pretty normal guy and I like to stay in
as much as I like going out. 

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Hey Girl, You're Awesome!
Why Did the Mushroom Get Invited to So Many Parties?
Because He Was A Fungi.
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I'm fun and I'm funny! I'm a foodie too. 
I'm single, non-smoking, honest and I have a cat.?
I like bike rides, movies and close time. 
Let's say Hi over coffee and a bike ride!☕??‍♀️ 

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Hopefully you have Daddy issues... ?
And It'll last.???

I'm here for a fun friend! Not too serious... 
Sprinkles of love. Fine dining and going 
places! ?️

I'm funny and 6' tall, 185 pounds, 
single, honest, kind, 420 friendly. 
It's rum, wine, weed and good times!

PS. I'm cool to say Hi! ?

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