Section: Dating Strategy and Advice
Topics: Pickups, Hot Girls, Beach
Audience: Guys
Level: The Casanova Club
Optional Audio: Girls Girls Girls
How to Pickup Hot Girls! At the Beach!
Welcome to Mr. Right’s Dating Advice! Today we are going to teach you how to pickup a Hot Girl on the beach.
My name is Jeff and I live on the beach in south Florida. Without question, one of the best places to pickup a girl is at the beach. For a number of reasons. Mostly, you know what she looks like without clothes on. Major bonus! You are also meeting a fun girl or woman that enjoys spending time at the beach and not sitting at home, alone or with her cats.
I’ve recently starting jogging the beach at sunset after 6 months off from a knee injury. I’ve also been dating a dinner and dick chick and it would be nice not to have to pay for it. She’s really hot but still, the principal.
Prepare for the Chase
After walking probably thousands of miles on the beach, women are not going to run up to you everyday. It happens quite a bit though, where they pursue you. It’s great! I love being chased by women. Just not mean, lazy or fat women.
This particular island is like an International drop off for hot cougars with surprisingly large breasts. It’s fairly dangerous if you walk around without a shirt. You get scratched and bitten! No worries, I love taming cougars. I even wear a safari shirt on dates with these women.
Back to the chase! There’s 100 single women per mile on this beach in a bikini. Good numbers. Not Daytona numbers of 10,000 per mile… but good.
Mentally, time for deep breaths and a smile! I’m going to have to run game and say the right shit at the right time. In turn, I get to choose who I date. What I want, who I want, when I want. Plus this is much easier than you think!
NBD. No Big Deal. It’s Our Duty.
No big deal. I’m getting better at picking up girls in person. I’m really good at dating online. I can date endlessly from Tinder and OKC. I can go on any kind of date and I do well in person. I’ve also accepted that it’s our duty as men to carry forward tradition and have a good time entertaining and making beautiful women happy. If we didn’t do it, it’s just not going to happen. Somebody has to do it and today it’s me. Just that simple. No big deal.
I’ve also accepted that it’s our duty as men to carry forward tradition and have a good time entertaining and making beautiful women happy. If we didn’t do it, it’s just not going to happen. Somebody has to do it and today it’s me.
The Scope Out, Recon.
Okay back to the beach, it’s like a football field. A game is played. And this really is a great place to pickup girls on the beach. A lot of things help to make this easy; the beach is not too wide, the surf is light and the sand is not too soft along the water. There’s also plenty of single women for a solid mile. The beach is lined by condo towers and four and five start hotels. On this run I’ll pass by two former girlfriends buildings, a town beach, a city beach, a Hilton and five Marriott Vacation hotels.
Since I ran the beach yesterday, I know what time the tide will be and it’s low tide. That means I can run on the sand bars and it’s half as much work! Some guys jog, I run and walk. I start slow and then build to a full sprint and then slow down.
In addition to knowing the tide, I know there is a foxy blonde, late 40’s in perfect shape with nice double D’s around sunset at town beach. Seems like she need a pick me up or a rebound!
There’s also a new kitten around the pumphouse. I’ve seen her in the morning doing yoga. And she says, “Look at me!” when she stretches. You see her from a football field away.
The Notice Game. Smile Bro!
As I pull my beach cruiser bicycle up to the beach, I see the cute yoga kitten laying in the sand 50 feet away! Hurray! Today just got a lot better.
I kick off my flip flops and I hop down off the concrete pier down into the sand. My knee has been hurting so stop and kneel with my right knee in the sand. I pause for a moment and I hop up and begin to approach her.
I smile. And keep smiling! Usually I have a bit of a confident grin as I’m about to run Baywatch style in front of all these tourists. I start by walking down the beach. As I get right in front of her, maybe 8 feet away, she notices me and smiles.
The Wave. She’s Friendly!
I give a “Hey, You… You Rock!” extra smile. And she gives a cool little wave!
Sweet. That’s a Yes! She’s made up her mind. I smile really big and lean back towards her as I walk by as if I don’t want to keep walking. And then I start a light jog off down the beach.
Right Time and Right Place…
I spent about 25 minutes running the beach. I wanted to time it so she’s still there but just wrapping up as it is sunset. Too late and she’s gone. Too early and I look desperate.
Let’s Stall for a Moment.
When I got back to the pumphouse and the pier, I took a few minutes to swim and rinse off. I put my phone in my baseball cap set it next to my bicycle. I walked out into the water and swam for just a minute. I didn’t try to do a bunch of laps or impress this girl. I’m right in front of her in the water.
I walked out and smiled and she was playing the notice game staring at her phone. She pretended not to notice me swimming right in front of her.
The Osprey – A Missed Opportunity
The sunset behind the girl is spectacular. Big pink sky. Perfect moment. When I got back to the bike, I put my hat on and looked south and was startled by a large bird in the water right in front of me! I thought an eagle was injured and being attacked by a shark at first glace! But no, it was an osprey that came out of nowhere and splashed down just 10 feet from me. And it missed!
That’s rare here. The the fish are plentiful and the water is clear. A missed opportunity. It reminds me how just three months ago I was picked up by three beautiful women on this beach in one hour, but there was still a missed opportunity. I was just at the right place and the right time for two of them. They gave me their numbers but the other did not and I did not ask. And it was a missed opportunity. Not once in a lifetime. But once for us. I was not going to let that happen again.
You lose everything – doing nothing. A missed opportunity.
And at that moment, I knew I had nothing to lose. And I’m here for fun. This girl just might be fun!
Let’s Do It! The Approach
I didn’t want to be that osprey flying away empty handed, so I SMILED and began walking her way. I casually walked right up to her and I remind myself I’m just here to be friendly and fun. She glances up from her phone with a look of hesitation and gives a warm smile. I give a friendly little wave and I say “Helloooo.” And I drag it out a little bit like a foreigner from Europe.
I start with “You’re way cool. I’m Jeff. Are you new here?” (Note: The Only Answer is Yes. Or some version of Yes).
She says, “I’ve been a little while, I work up at the tattoo shop. My name is Candy.”
I smile again and point to the tattoos on her leg and say, “Your tattoos are awesome! I don’t have any… yet! And point to my stomach.
She smiles and says, “Oh, I do the piercings I don’t do the tattoos.”
I replied with, “Right on. Nice to meet you and welcome to the island!”
She smiles again with a very slow sexy reply says, “Thank you, I appreciate that.”
As the sun is almost completely down, I said, “We’ll see you around. And have a good night.”
She gives a warm, “Catch you later.” and the little wave again.
And that’s how to pickup a hot girl on the beach!
Now I could have asked for her number, but I live on this block and she lives maybe two blocks always. I know I’ll see her again fairly soon and it will be very easy to talk to her as we are now acquainted. And we know each other’s names.
You can always say, “You’re really cool. Would you like to meet for drinks? My treat.”
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You can always say, “You’re really cool. Would you like to grab a bite to eat? My treat.”
And then, “Do you mind if I get your phone number?”
And that’s how to get a girls number, just about anywhere.