Section: Dating Strategy and Advice
Topics: Creating Desire
Audience: Guys
Level: The Casanova Club
Optional Audio: Marshmello – Silence Ft. Khalid
Dating Strategy – Silence Works.
Welcome to Mr. Right’s Dating Advice! Today we are going to teach you about different expectations, dates verses hookups.
Really we’re going to teach you how to shut up and get laid!
Check this out… so I meet this nice girl online. Typical deal, she sees my profile, actually reads it and sends me a message. Fair enough. I get a couple messages a day from new girls. Most are the typical “Wow.” or “Hey, My name is Jane. What’s Yours?” intro message. I keep an eye out for the girls that just look at the pictures and message me – these girls only want sex. Generally lots of rough sex. (:
No worries, this new girl follows all the rules, reads my profile and ask questions about things I’m interested in. It’s off to a good start!
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Back to my adventure… So this new girl and I have a lot in common and she is a “match” according to the dating site. As much as I enjoy beautiful women, rich chicks and all that jazz, a relationship or a friend with benefits is much nicer if we have things in common for casual pillow talk.
Quite honestly, I’m fairly busy and content, so I’m not going to drive all over Southern California to go on date, much less for a first date. I live by the beach, why in heck would I want to get in a car and deal with traffic and get all stressed out? I don’t mind hopping on the motorcycle to cruise around town and go on adventure trips, but I’m certainly not going to look for a parking spot and worry about being on time. It’s much easier if she just comes over.
My motto is, why row when you can just put up the sail? On a side note, I actually love rowing. I even have a Bowflex that I only use for rowing. I lived on a lake for 10 years and I’d row in the morning with the fog rising off the water – ah… the good ole’ days. When it comes to relationships, it supposed to be easy, so I don’t row. I sail. I go with the flow, with the wind. I steer a bit, keep calm and have a good time.
Back to my story… after a few messages online, I give her my number and she starts texting. We get to the 500 message benchmark and she’s kicking around days to come up and visit that would work with her schedule.
I’ve noticed it’s around 500 text messages and most women will see you are not chasing and will pursue you. When you get to 800-900 messages, which include just smiley faces and kisses counting as a message, it’s time to meet. If she goes over 1,000 messages you are vested, she’s a no-go or something weird is going on. So meet or move on to the next girl.
Oddly, she says Monday will work for her. Okay with me. I usually prefer to meet new girls Tuesday-Thursday as Mondays are recovery day and there’s not a lot going on for events and things to do on Mondays. The weekend is reserved for exiting hot dates and bro’s night. Not only does she say Monday, but 10:00 in the morning. Ummm… okay. Some days I get up early, but I can’t guarantee it. I like to have coffee, swim and play a round of tennis or two before a date, but for this girl seems cool enough and I will make an exception.
So Monday comes around and she sends a text at 8:30 in the morning that she’s on the way. Sure enough she’s on time and she rings the bell. I head to the door and invite her in. Nice girl. She looks better than her pictures and she passes the hug and sniff test.
Interesting enough, she’s got a large white shopping bag with her. Hmmm…. that’s different.
She takes a seat on my couch and I offer her coffee. Within a few moments we’re close and nuzzling. I’m a professional nuzzler. I even perfected the 2-3 day face stubble to get the most stimulation on her neck. In a minute or two we start making out and all is good.
Excitedly, she hops up and opens up the bag. This girl pulls out a new rubber mattress.
“No sh*t.” Wow. First date and a rubber mattress.
If you don’t know what a rubber mattress is, take a second and look it up.
Girl, it’s 10:05 on Monday morning and you’ve come over looking to get plowed and all kinky with a rubber mattress for our first date?
And all this time I thought I found a nice girl that wanted to go the beach after sex, cuddle up and watch movies.
Here’s the kicker…
She was married.
That’s why on my profile, the first thing I say is… “No married women. Period. No married women. Just look at the pictures and move along.”